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LET’S NOT BE QUICK TO FORGET THIS
Keptin? Keptin pleaze stop. Mammochka talked to me about this before; I think this is called “Bad Touch” in Standard?
This is my reblog forever.
it looks like a home movie
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bones you smooth motherfucker
Sometimes I forget that for all of Kirk’s inter-species romancing and womanizing reputation, he’s got absolutely nothing on Bones and his impeccable suavity.
4 for you, McCoy. You go, McCoy.
RIGHT THOUGH.
Like it would happen gradually (just like Jim moving into Bones’ single room but that’s another story) but one day Jim has to steal a uniform because “I left mine at Gaila’s, man, give me a break!” “Wait, you came back across campus naked?!” and then there’s the Ole Miss shirt he pulls on without even realising when he comes home drunk one night, actually all of his pyjamas are basically adapted from Bones’ wardrobe because he’s not skinny but Bones is like a hulk so everything’s loose and soft on his form.
It’s not a problem until Bones starts borrowing Jim’s clothes, when his black undershirts stretch almost to breaking point whilst he shrugs on the jacket of his reds, when Bones picks up that pair of grey sweatpants that ride down his hips and wears them out of the shower. That’s the day Jim discovers Bones sleeps commando, who fucking knew? That’s also the point when other people start noticing. Start assuming. When Gaila’s pulling off his pants one day and she starts cackling because his boxers are covered in little skull and crossbones, “They were a gag gift, Gaila.” “I’m not laughing at that, oh my God, Jim, you’re so whipped and you don’t even know.” and so he marches home and goes to change his underwear but he can’t even tell which ones belong to him anymore, Jesus Christ, his underwear drawer is a fucking metaphor.
Bones isn’t even shocked when he comes home that night and finds Jim sitting at the kitchen table with his hands folded and his Jim Kirk Serious Face™ on and says “Bones, are we like, together?” and Bones just looks him up and down, drops his bags, and says “Kid, you’re wearing my damn shirt again.” before he walks around the table and kisses him in a way that says, yes, we are together, you fucking idiot.
And if the next morning is the first time that Jim actually notices Bones watching him pottering around the kitchen, fixing tea and coffee in a shirt that hangs too loose and smells like mixed cologne, with just the tiniest smile on his face half-pressed into the pillow… well. That’s just coincidental.
Comics great Carmine Infantino died today at age 87. He drew one issue of DC’s Star Trek comic, a flashback entitled “Uhura’s Story.” He was inked by series regular Ricardo Villagran.
These are two pages of original art from that issue from my private archives. In the pantheon of the man’s work, this was a minor gig, a way to pay the bills after his peak had passed, but buying these pages helped me connect to two of the things I love most.
Click here to view them at a larger size and download a .tiff, if you so desire.
okay so i know this doesn’t fit in with reboot canon technicallybut it TOTALLY fits in my heacanon in which uhura and bones are total bestiesbonding over idiot heroic other halvesboth with impeccable tastes in booze/musici like to imagine that at some point during the mission they like collaborate on a paper or somethingthat like makes the universal translator about 16000 times better or somethingand everyone is like ‘where did that come from????’everyone being jim mostlybecause spock is totally unsurprised by uhura seeking out the only other person on the crew as brilliant as she iseven if he does find mccoy illogical as a person he can’t dispute his intelligencejim on the other hand is like ‘THEY ARE SPENDING SO MUCH TIME TOGETHER HOW ARE YOU DEALING WITH THIS’in fact he confronts uhura about it but like in a really roundabout waylike ‘bones is pretty great does spock have competition??’and she just laughs her fucking ass off and suggests that jim go and ask the good doctor why spock doesn’t have any competitionand whilst he’s at itask himself why he cares so muchand the next time she goes to visit bones he cracks open his oldest best bourbon and he’s two glasses in before he can say ‘thanks’and uhura just smiles and presses a kiss to his cheekthat is the story of how uhura pulls everyone’s heads out of their asses and is also the best person everxoxo
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#I love how bones grabs Jim in the second one #like ‘no we are not doing that’ #’move your ass jim’ #’she will eat you for breakfast are you kidding me right now?’
and i love how uhura doesnt even glance overlike ‘gotta go find my boyfriend tell him he FUCKED IT UP oh jesus theres kirk’‘oh thank god mccoy has him he’s not going to burn down the hangar at least’
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#all i see is young leonard mccoy on the night he hears the news about his father #wow i’m angry at myself (tags via radiophile)
sdkjdfslkdfjsf oh my god
I couldn’t just leave you there looking all pathetic.
I always love that Jim says “be safe.” It’s so unexpected. Not “good luck,” like I hope fate ensures that everything works out for you somehow, or “take care,” like I hope you remember to make good choices and not do anything dangerous, but “be safe,” like a blessing, like nothing will happen to you, because I say the words and that it makes it so.
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I imagine Connor/Ratonhnhaké:ton as the type that would watch you while you’re reading or you’re concentrating on something, with an intense and frowning look as if he’s intrigued and amazed by you.
omg this imagine filled me up so I sketched one
actually it’s a shota one sorry
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- Dean: that son of a bitch
- Dean in front of Ghostfacers cameras: that motherfucking asshole fuck you fucker fuck shit
“Watch your feet, Mr. Kenway. I’m teaching you how to dance, not how to stomp on Templar heads.”
after party they still go out to stomp on templar heads tho
SO THAT NEW LIBERATION TRAILER WAS GREAT.
Assassins hiGHSCHOOL AU
basically im super into this oops
it focuses on connor and aveline, new kids at the school. Connor had to move off the reservation to live with his dad (who hes not particularly fond of) and aveline has moved with her father and stepmother from new orleans. They both experience “”“new kid troubles”“” and become fast friends and perhaps somETHING MORE?????
but yeah basic outlines of everyone
Aveline- mainly french speaking before moving to this place (she lived in france until she was 14, then moved to new orleans, then to here) shes got a really thick accent and says french words accidentally a lot, shes a grunge/punk rebellious kid for the most part shes got piercings and smokes cigs between classes
Connor- His mom died and everyone knows it so he gets played the “im so sorry for you” card like every day of his life and it kind of sucks. He has a lot of home issues, since he’s never really had a relationship with his father before now. He gets flustered around aveline because even on the rez he wasnt super popular, he had a few guy friends but he’s never been close with a girl lets just say that (boner alert)
Ezio- He’s the party boy the pretty boy the laDIES MAN of the school. he’s got like every girl fawning over him because oh wow that hunky accent ahhh he literally sits at lunch surrounded by girls who just listen to him talk and he has like 3 girlfriends at once and no one complains he also….not good at school„„he means well and tries but….no subject is his strong suit if you know what i mean
Leonardo- Ezio’s right hand man!!!!!!!!!!!! they r bros 4 life. leo’s a big art student, and he’s really amazing at it!! he’s just kind of that likable guy who paints all the school murals and everyone knows the name of. Also ezio is on a constant quest to score him some ladies but it never seems to work out i wonDER WHY
Malik- He’s like the student council president or something idk he’s into all that sort of thing. He’s missing an arm from a childhood accident with his brotha from another motha altair which involved a game of capture the flag gone horribly wrong. Malik gets really good grades and is super smart, he doeSNT HAVE TIME FOR YOUR CHILDISH SHIT also he has a little brother whos in sixth grad (kadar) who is obsessed with altair and follows malik everywhere and is constantly asking malik what its like to be a cool dude in highschool ahhhh malik sometimes babies him too much
Altair- He’s basically that one guy. He always his his hoodie up and wears sunglasses indoors swag snapbacks and ugH just why this he shows up to class late, sasses the teachers, and basically has a holier than thou attitude. But (surprisingly) he does SO WELL with his grades that the teachers dont really do anything. the only person who puts up with his shit is Malik. Also he and ezio are kind of big time rivals for some reason yeah.
popoopopopooooo
look forward to teachers next maybe?????
dean has sam programmed into his cell phone as sammy I—
yeah but their phones also change about 55 days a month and i feel like it’s got more to do with his mood than any real sam/sammy differentiation
he and sam probably cuddled the morning he got that phone ^
and sam probably made him eat a salad on the day he got this one
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