Some Kind of Monkey-Rat Circus
PLEASE DON’T CRY ANYMORE.
…I actually drew these two pieces (with this being the other one) together a few days ago, but only just got around to finishing the second part now: though admittedly, I did that mostly for Pabu’s “WTF are you doing with me, woman?” expression. What’s she pretending to have him say? Yours to guess.
And I’m reminded again of why I never make backgrounds. Ever.
If you want a higher resolution, you can find it on my dA page here
Oh. My poor heart can’t take all this beautiful art. ♥♥♥
My Thoughts on the “And The Winner Is…”
I honestly don’t know what to say. I have so many emotions right now that I have to keep it inside before my dad (who watched it with me) thinks I’m even more crazy. It’s taking all of my willpower to think critically so here goes:
Here is my breakdown of my thoughts:
1. Lin is a badass motherfucker
2. Korra is a badass motherfucker
3. Amon is a scary motherfucker who makes Ozai look like a fluffy bunny
4. The Wolf Bats were just assholes who, I have to admit, had an amazing entrance
5. Lin…went…out…with…Tenzin…*breaths heavily*
6. Tarrlok is still a douche as well as the other pushover Councilmens
7. Aang in the Avatar State…a badass motherfucker
8. Shinobi was a brave man to continue reporting and admit to wetting his pants
9. Pabu is a smart motherfucker
10. The episode overall was fucking amazing
Excuse the f-bombs.
Now, I’m going to go to a corner and cry while I wait another week for episode 7.
meanwhile in a dark corner of Narlook’s
“SO THEN SHE FFFFFOLLOWED PEMA’S ADVICE AND KISSHHHED HIM!” Naga slurred, holding on to her tequila shot. “KISHED HIM!”
Pabu slid a few poker coins in her direction, adjusting the cigarette in his mouth.
“Bolin was talking to me all day, poor chump. At least I got a decent meal out of it. Hey, can you stop drooling on the cards and—”
“I TRY SO HARD TO GET THEM TO COME TOGEDER NATRU-ALLY, DEN SHE COMES AND RUINS EVERYTHING I’VE DONE SHO FAR”
“DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG THEY SHLEPT ON ME?”
“SHEVEN HOURS OF THEM CUDDLING ON MY DAMN KIDNEYS”
“AND THEN SHE GOES AND SHWAPS SHPIT WITH HIM AND DESTROYS ALL MY DAMN WORK”
Pabu sighed and let out a small puff on smoke. He adjusted his bottom on the large bar stool seat and leaned his elbows on the table.
“I’m only wondering when the moped is gonna get her—
Asami’s moped crashed through the restaurant doors, scattering debris and sending many patrons screaming and running throughout the place. It’s engines growled threateningly.
“WHERE’S THE POLAR BEAR DOG?”
i don’t know wtf is going on here, BUT I LIKE IT.
THIS IS THE BEST FANFICTION I HAVE EVER READ IN MY ENTIRE LIFE
Meet Bolin. He is moping and eating noodles at a rate that seems impossible for mankind to achieve because he just had his heart broken by the Avatar. This could have been avoided if he had a Sassy Gay Friend.
- Pabu: WHAT. WHAT. WHAT ARE YOU DOING.
- Bolin: Pabu what the fuc-
- Pabu: SLOW DOWN LOVER BOY. JUST LOOK AT YOU.
- Bolin: Since when can you talk-
- Pabu: I AM NOT FINISHED HERE. RUDE.
- Bolin: ...
- Pabu: THIS IS SO NOT. YOU. YOU ARE. BOLIN. EARTHBENDER. FIRE-FERRETS. GIRLS ARE ALL OVER YOUR BODY. REMEMBER? DON'T LET ONE GIRL BREAK YOU DOWN LIKE A FREAKING PINATA. AVATAR. OR NOT.
- Bolin: You...you're right..
- Pabu: NOW BE THE SEXY-ASS MO'FO I KNOW YOU ARE. STRUT LIKE YOU MEAN IT. FREE YOUR MIND. IT'S NOT ENOUGH JUST TO BE IT. AND CALM YOUR TITS WHEN YOU'RE GIVING ME A BATH. THAT SHIT HURTS.
- Bolin: Thank you Pabu!